I’m not sure where these came from. A friend, Armar Archbold, forwarded me a series of engineering humor pieces and I picked the three funniest ones to post here 
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An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to
spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with
his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist
said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery
he found there.
The engineer said, “I like both.”
The others: “Both?”
Engineer: “Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you
are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get
some work done.”
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Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible
designers of the human body. One said, “It was a mechanical engineer. Just
look at all the joints. “
Another said, “No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many
thousands of electrical connections.”
The last said, “Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste
pipeline through a recreational area?”
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Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said,
“Where did you get such a great bike?”
The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday
minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike.
She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said,
“Take what you want.”
The second engineer nodded approvingly, “Good choice; the clothes
probably wouldn’t have fit.”
