Brynn Marie Evans

I’m a member of the San Diego Women’s Lacrosse Club, and apparently there is a Christmas party every year (first for me). (Also note: our annual dues go towards paying for this party, haha!) I just received the invite and party disclaimer, and had to share it:

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A NON-PROFIT ORGANIZATION. NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR OVER-INDULGING IN ALCOHOL, STREAKING, SKINNY DIPPING, CHUNK-A-DUNKIN, CRUISER CRASHES, LOSING DANCE CONTESTS, DANCING ON BARS, RECEIVING A LAME GIFT, PERMANENT MARKER ON FACE, YOUR INABILITY TO LAUGH, UGLY GUYS HITTING ON YOU, NOT DOMINATING, BLACK OUTS AND BROWN OUTS.

It sounds like I must RSVP at my own risk…